1. Tell the police what you confided to the paramedic.
 
2. Take the next stretcher for himself.
 
3. Sit up front with the driver.
 
4. Look at a map for directions to a hospital south of the border.
 
5. Put on a disguise.
 
6. Ride off on your motorcycle.
 
7. Get handcuffed by the police.
 
8. Talk incessantly on the cell phone.
 
9. [...]

I was recently in a car crash and I sustained a broken leg and collar bone. The accident was no fault of my own so I think I have a good chance of being able to get compensation but I was just wondering what sort of percentage I would be charged? Is it even worked [...]

1. Tell the police what you confided to the paramedic.
 
2. Take the next stretcher for himself.
 
3. Sit up front with the driver.
 
4. Look at a map for directions to a hospital south of the border.
 
5. Put on a disguise.
 
6. Ride off on your motorcycle.
 
7. Get handcuffed by the police.
 
8. Talk incessantly on the cell phone.
 
9. [...]